Someone E-mailed this to me and I have to say highly amused.....
All this boils down to is 1. Too much free time for idiots is a bad thing and 2. You see what you see so what's that say about you?

http://www.thehollandsentinel.net/stories/012505/opi_012505019.shtml

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

The secret agenda of SpongeBob

LOS ANGELES TIMES

So SpongeBob SquarePants is gay. You think your small children, who may be
glued to the TV set this morning, were just enthralled by a talking yellow
sponge in suit pants. You'd be wrong. Actually, they are being brainwashed
by a vast network of gay cartoon characters bent on destroying civilization
as we know it.

SpongeBob isn't alone. Tinky Winky was the first to be "outed." Tinky may
have seemed just like those other three fuzzy Teletubbies, harmless enough
except for their uncanny power to send adults screaming from the room.
Think again: Tinky is purple. His antenna is a triangle, the gay pride
symbol, and he carries a purse-like bag. Get it?

Here's how we learned about SpongeBob.

"Does anyone here know SpongeBob?" James Dobson asked darkly, addressing a
black-tie audience at one of Tuesday's inaugural events. Dobson is the
founder of Focus on the Family, one of the nation's most outspoken
conservative Christian groups. SpongeBob holds hands with his starfish pal
Patrick, and likes to watch the imaginary television show "The Adventures
of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy." Evidence enough, to Dobson at any rate,
that the guy's a menace.

SpongeBob's rep is that he's a nice guy -- a pushover even -- who tries to
get along with everyone, even Squidward, his gruff neighbor. The Sponge has
indeed become something of a camp figure among gay men. But his nice-guy
mien is what prompted an educational-film maker to star SpongeBob in a
short video for young children about multiculturalism called "We Are
Family." The video promotes a "tolerance pledge" for schoolkids that could
extend to sexual identity.

One person's definition of tolerance is another's "pro-homosexual" agenda.
"We see the video ... as manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids,"
Dobson's spokesperson told The New York Times on Wednesday. "It's a classic
bait and switch."

Chiming in, a homosexuality detection expert at the similarly conservative
Family Research Council called words such as "tolerance" and "diversity"
part of a "coded language that is regularly used by the homosexual community."

Forget prime-time raunchiness --Janet Jackson's pixelated nipple or
Nicollette Sheridan's towel drop on "Monday Night Football." The real
threat lurks in the morning cartoons.

So don't get us started on Jimmy Neutron. Or Mr. Rogers, one of whose
signature phrases was, suspiciously, "people can like you just because
you're you."
------------------------------ Oh and number 3. Mr. Rogers didn't drink, smoke never stayed up late as a minister and he always dressed nice minus the sneakers.... I guess he had an agenda to (sigh) So reason I am an open minded lesbian is because of my animated viewing.... Someone should of warned me this would of happened.

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Leftovers...

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Heads spinning - March 17, 2006
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ten years in the making - February 19, 2006