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Anyone for bad 70's porn?

7:11 p.m. || July 08, 2005

Have you ever had a conversation with someone that reads like a bad 70's porn? Like you can almost here the really bad jazz music (oops sorry that's soft core showtime porn!) But like where the really bad disco music get's qued up and your not sure but your almost positive it's the same four bars over and over again?


I only ask this because I have this friend we shall call Sweey (inside joke) Sweey is this 40 something women I met a couple years ago through Ashleigh's Mom... Sweey couple years ago was this butch dyke with the annoyingly perfect relationship living in the perfectly annoying suburbs of Oakland... Needless to say I had the ya ya's for her from the moment I met her but like all great things in life she was too old and too committed.

But time moves on and it's funny how things change... Sweey and her perfectly happy homo life has been perfectly tossed in the trash like almost all good things, now this would be sad and everything but the evolution that came from this is enough to "cream my jeans" (quote anyone?)

So Sweey now in her "new life" as she so perfectly calls it has become the object of my lust. How could she not she has traded in her yea I'm a girl but I like to wear flannel and cut my hair impossibly short to.... am I am I not gender bending packing 40 something lesbian... And let me tell you like a dog in heat I am ten seconds away from humping her leg.

And to my horror of all things she knows this, and that's only because with in the ten seconds of reconnecting with her I was already to climb into the phone, trail down the lines and pop out on her end butt naked and ready to go down on her... (Wow I so need to get laid.)

But this is where the 70's bad porn plays out because as much as I need to get laid she probably needs to get laid even more so, which makes a two hour conversation become almost (I said almost) phone sex....

The fact that I was listening to my sexy music cd couldn't help the matter...


Sigh I live in a bad 70's porn, and all I ask is I get some better sex then that!

Okay so I hope this rant hasn't ruined all your senses...

Stale || Fresh

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